Something New.

Today will be the longest day of 2008. Let's make the most of it.

Something Old.

As We Approach The New Year.

No need to be concerned. I'm still in my tree.

Madness Is The Key To Life.

Having replenished his supply of Ardbeg, SP has now given up wine, women and song.
He is unfortunately, having trouble with a rather large pink elephant who keeps running away with his aforementioned Ardbeg.

Hopefully this chase will not continue into 2009.

BlueBile News Reports.

BlueBile News reports today that Sans Pantaloons, well known tempest, curmudgeon and piss artist, has fallen into the arms of a mystery blonde.
After a string of failed romances and running out of Ardbeg to drown his sorrows in, he turned to red wine and met the mystery blonde who was selling perfume at his local wine shop.

They are pictured above in an embrace after the mystery blonde entangled her earring on Sans MP3 player while he listened to Leonard Cohen.

Sans was quoted as saying "I'll kill you, you fucking chicken."

The Mean Reds.

For Miss Alex.

Not Sure.

I'm not sure about posting these to SP. I was going to post them to BB, just in case they released depressing thoughts upon viewing. If they are depressing, let me know either by email or comment, and I'll move them to BB.
They are inspired by the song below, and possibly too much red wine.
I have had my share of breakups, and the emotion is as raw today as it was at the time.

Time does not heal, it merely draws a veil over the wounds.

Mary Chapin Carpenter.

Seasons Greetings!

Some Gore To Keep Mel Warm.

Mel warming for Christmas.

For Julia.

For Julia. And those interested.

Apologies to Richard for the kilt.

Powered Water Unplugged.

After speaking with my marketing department, a small foxes paw was discovered with the featured product - now rectified, re-launched and discontinued.

Garthamlock!

Exciting New Product!

Sans Pantalunatic Corp presents an exciting new product!

Perfect for all those camping trips when lugging around gallons of heavy water is just too much activity, Sans new Powdered Water fills the well of thirst!, just add er, ...um, just add... er...,

I have to contact marketing. I'll get back to you.

Amazing Grace.

Text link is here.

And So, The Invasion Begins...

The Prestige.

The front of the original card from Amy with additions by Jen and Chris, and the reverse of the card added by Sushiboy.

The inside of the original card with additions by Amy, Jen, Teri and Miss Alex.
 
The included rules drawn up by Jen, and the reverse of the postcard included by Teri.

The front of the postcard included by Teri, and the picture of Chris & Skyler included by Chris.

The reverse of the original card with additions by Miss Alex, and the front of the card added by Nobody™.

The inside of the card added by Nobody™ with additions by Nobody™ and Midleah.

The reverse of the card added by Nobody™ with SNL picture added by Midleah, and front of the card added by Sushiboy and Family. Congratulations to Superwoman and Sushiboy!

The inside of the card added by Sushiboy and Family.

Official rules & regulations:

• When You Get "The Card"post a photograph/scan of it's arrival & contents
AND post these official rules available here
• Ask readers to leave a comment if they want the card next
• Pick the blogger who is worthy
• THEN add your name / url plus a
nice message or creative addition to the card
• Include a copy of the official rules with the card
• Send it on it's way to the next worthy recipient
• Send it out fast..
- no putting it on the mantle an admiring it for 3 weeks...
• Can a blogger who has already received the card - be sent the card again? - Yes!
• What if there is no room left on the card? -
ADD A NEW PAGE - IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

The chain of prestige so far:

Amy- Mish Mash
Jen - Casual Slack
Miss Alex - Fonzie Sox
Jen - Casual Slack
Teri - Family Tree Junkie
Chris - Skyler's Dad (Some Days It's Not Worth Chewing Through The Leather Straps)
Nobody - My Blog Is About Nothing
Midleah - Screaming Shrew
Sushiboy - From Sushi To Samurais
Andy - Sans Pantaloons

It's pretty amazing that I can handle and touch these cards that have been touched and prepared by so many wonderful and creative Bloggers. I am both proud and humble to be part of this Community - Our Community. 

Who wants to be next in the chain of prestige?

30 Day Extension.

You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, guys

You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.

Minimal Post.

• It's not my Rhino!
• There are crumbs in my USB socket.