Saturday, February 28, 2009

Milton And Daughter.

It's all relative.

Make Like A Bandit.

Yes, Ms. Bandit. It is a burden I have to live with.

Friday, February 27, 2009

Soccer Injuries - Part One.

How to pull a muscle.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Wilde At Heart.

Pantalunatic News reports exclusively tonight that Mr. Dick Small has received an Oscar™ for his role as Executive Producer of the smash hit movie 'The Curious Post Of Benjamin Blogger'.

Mr. Dick Small well known Entrepreneur, Impresario and Celebrity Blogger, is shown above receiving his Oscar™ from his favorite celebrity, Ms. Paris Hilton.
Under interview, Mr. Small stated his latest projects include taking a correspondence course in plumbing and a joint project with the Military wing of the Lotus Point Positive Energy Corporation, to drill a 240 kilometre, 150 mile deep vertical tunnel in New York State and fill it with waste mercury amalgam. This, he states with glee, should have the effect of applying a 34 degree correction to the tilt of the Earth that will ensure the Northern Hemisphere enjoys persistent summer, and banish all the snow to Antarctica.

Mr Small was quoted as saying "I can't fucking wait."

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Montage Of The Heart.

Milton, Where Art Thou?

I was upset this week. The powers that be at Initech where I work, have implemented crazy new rules. I was very upset.  A protest was necessary.

For two whole days I had the red cap on my blue pen, and the blue cap on my red pen.

That'll show 'em!

I am such a rebel.

Friday, February 20, 2009

Snuggable Collectible.

A whole new range of collectible cards from Sans Sustenance & the Crunchy Naan Company Ltd.

Friday, February 13, 2009

Halcyon Valentine Daze.

When you set a match to your heart
Fueling it with bitterness and doubt
That's the place that once it starts
No amount of tears can put out

I know you're scared
But no one's spared when you start Blogging.

Mary Chapin Carpenter.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Please, No More...

As the man said, "A clean, lovely, elegant dish."
He wasn't talking about me.

Sunday, February 08, 2009

Hangin' With Bob.

He's mine, all mine!

Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Things Are Hard.

I'm sensing a trend here.

Sunday, February 01, 2009

Economic Crisis.

Hey! Times are hard . . .