Monday, January 29, 2007

Apologies

Apologies to all. I did not mean to cause confusion although I clearly have, by omitting any textual information with the previous post.
The previous post refers to this post by Scarlet regarding his recommendation of a Canadian Television Comedy Show called Corner Gas. I followed Scarlet's recommendation and purchased Season 1 & 2 on DVD. It's a gas man.



The Dog River Howler is the title of the Local Paper. I just took the notion to copy the graphic. The pie comment was the best I could think of at 2 a.m.

This is neither a review nor a recommendation yet. I still have 20 odd episodes to watch. Go have lunch.


Sunday, January 28, 2007

Latest...

Saturday, January 27, 2007

Avec Icepole.

'Twas Rabbie Burns birthday on Thursday. Here are some braveheart skiiers and snowboarders taking to the slopes at Aonach Mor, near Fort William in Scotland.

Some more photographs can be found at this link: http://www.nevisrange.co.uk/winter/mountain/gallerydisplay.asp?id=113

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Lynda sent me this...

Lynda sent me this fine poster.

Yes, I have to admit it. Life is always catching me with my pants on the floor. Sometimes not my pants.

Also some comment from Scarlet concerning the useful application of my singing voice.


Wednesday, January 24, 2007

This one I may regret...

This is for Blogarita.

I've been whistling, humming and singing this song for a few weeks now, so I thought I should share my dissonance with the world. It isn't great - be warned.


And we'll all go together
To pick wild mountain thyme
All around the bloomin' heather
Will ye go lassie go?

Oh, the summertime is coming,
And the trees are sweetly blooming
Where the wild mountain thyme,
Grows around the bloomin' heather
Will ye go lassie go?

And we'll all go together
To pick wild mountain thyme
All around the bloomin' heather
Will ye go lassie go?

I will build my love a bower,
By yon pure crystal fountain
And around it I will pile,
All the flowers of the mountain
Will ye go lassie go?

And we'll all go together
To pick wild mountain thyme
All around the bloomin' heather
Will ye go lassie go?

If my true love, will 'ner go with me,
I will surely find another
Where the wild mountain thyme,
Grows around the bloomin' heather
Will ye go lassie go?

And we'll all go together
To pick wild mountain thyme
All around the bloomin' heather
Will ye go lassie go?

Oh, the autumntime is coming,
And the leaves are gently falling
Where the wild mountain thyme
Grows around the bloomin' heather
Will ye go lassie go?

And we'll all go together
To the wild mountain side
All around the purple heather
Will ye go lassie go?


Click for song, well maybe song is too promising.


Clicking on the graphic should load my rendition. It is just an MP3 so it will hopefully be opened by whatever application handles your MP3 files. It is being hosted by me, so it will be slow, or may not work at all. Maybe not at all is the better option.

Update: THYME.mp3 is now hosted by Mydatabus.com and it doesn't appear that they send MIME type info with the file, so it may just ask if you wish to download it. It's 2.5 Meg and will appear on my forthcoming album, Scottish Noise.

Update Update!: THYME.mp3 has returned to being hosted by me as Mydatabus.com sucks monkey ass. Please be forewarned that if your ears bleed, I cannot be held legally responsible.
My album, Scottish Noise, appeared in bargin bins for one day before being shipped to landfill.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Do you know who I am?

This is for Snowy Woodz.

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Life is a vacuum.

This is for Cat.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

An Army marches on its stomach.

This is for Doctor Mom at her Castle.


An Army marches on its stomach and the Ms Pffttt Army is no different. We proudly present the most wholesome new chip on the market Doctor Mom's Sardamon Chips.

Full of Sardine & Cinnamon goodness, the oily sweetness grasps your tongue like a politician in a straw factory. Currently awaiting Pffttt Brand Presidential approval before distribution, it is hoped to have this awesome product in stores near you real soon.**
**Not available in Canada.

It was just a prank...

It's OK folks, they are really great friends!
Here presented for your viewing pleasure is the Ms Pffttt ARMY.

How can we lose?

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Spinoff...

In common with all long running series, MC Jenz Naked Truth has had a few spinoffs. This one came into being with the forming of the Ms Pffttt Army, who will shortly be going into battle with MC Jenzod.

Sunday, January 14, 2007

Lullaby by William Blake.

O for a voice like thunder, and a tongue
To drown the throat of war! - When the senses
Are shaken, and the soul is driven to madness,
Who can stand? When the souls of the oppressed
Fight in the troubled air that rages, who can stand?
When the whirlwind of fury comes from the
Throne of God, when the frowns of his countenance
Drive the nations together, who can stand?
When Sin claps his broad wings over the battle,
And sails rejoicing in the flood of Death;
When souls are torn to everlasting fire,
And fiends of Hell rejoice upon the slain,
O who can stand? O who hath caused this?
O who can answer at the throne of God?
The Kings and Nobles of the Land have done it!
Hear it not, Heaven, thy Ministers have done it!

underground like a wild potato.

Friday, January 12, 2007

You don't bring me flowers...

This is for Amy. Clicking on the poster should effect a larger view.
Unfortunately The Goonies have been called into action against MC JenZod.
If you are of a nervous disposition, and treasure your childhood memories, please do not view any forthcoming pages of MC Jenz Naked Truth. The pain will be too great. And blood, don't forget the blood.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

MC Jenz NT pages 4,5,6.


Page 4 Top
Page 4 Left
Page 5 Middle
Page 6 Right






Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Hot, Hot, Hot...

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Monday, January 08, 2007

carni-bunny.

veggie-bunny.

This version by Lynda.

Sunday, January 07, 2007

mega-bunny.

MC Jenz NT page 3.

MC Jenz NT page 2.

Saturday, January 06, 2007

Behold the Monster I have created!

Clicking on the graphic should effect a larger view. Page 1 of (at least) 4 others which will follow when I get a good idea. All suggestions are welcome.

Friday, January 05, 2007

Interesting Rabbit News.

This may interest Mr. Fabulous.
Rabbit breeder Karl Szmolinsky presents an almost 10 kilogram heavy grey German Giant at his farm in Eberswalde, Germany, Wednesday 03 January 2007.


With the knowledge and help of Szmolinsky, North Korea wants to start its own rabbit breeding programme. Already 12 of Szmolinsky's rabbits are in North Korea. In April the breeder will fly to Asia in order to supervise the founding of a breeding farm.
Pictures:EPA Story:PATRICK PLEUL

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Request Mix.

As requested by Bluepaintred

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Movie Two.

Monday, January 01, 2007

Movie Mix.