Sunday, February 22, 2009

Wilde At Heart.

Pantalunatic News reports exclusively tonight that Mr. Dick Small has received an Oscarâ„¢ for his role as Executive Producer of the smash hit movie 'The Curious Post Of Benjamin Blogger'.

Mr. Dick Small well known Entrepreneur, Impresario and Celebrity Blogger, is shown above receiving his Oscarâ„¢ from his favorite celebrity, Ms. Paris Hilton.
Under interview, Mr. Small stated his latest projects include taking a correspondence course in plumbing and a joint project with the Military wing of the Lotus Point Positive Energy Corporation, to drill a 240 kilometre, 150 mile deep vertical tunnel in New York State and fill it with waste mercury amalgam. This, he states with glee, should have the effect of applying a 34 degree correction to the tilt of the Earth that will ensure the Northern Hemisphere enjoys persistent summer, and banish all the snow to Antarctica.

Mr Small was quoted as saying "I can't fucking wait."

8 Comments:

Blogger SkylersDad said...

Should I start shipping all my old mercury thermometers to Dick for his project?

5:46 PM  
Blogger Goggles Piasano Ritardo said...

congrats Dickie

9:27 AM  
Blogger bubbles said...

Sans, this post is the cleverest ever!! O.K., maybe 'cleverest' isn't a word - but it should be.

11:37 AM  
Blogger Cheer34 said...

I knew he was brilliant

4:36 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

Okay, so the "waste mercury amalgam" plan didn't go as I hoped.... anybody want some mercury? I've got barrels of this stuff...
... I will rule New York one day, though....

3:05 AM  
Blogger bernthis said...

Can you say "Einstein?"

12:18 AM  
Blogger Julia Smith said...

Fantastic graphic, Sans. Seamless.

9:00 PM  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

ChrisSD, I believe Dick would welcome them!

Ritardo, he is a superstar!

Bubbles, thank you!

Cheer; yes, it is his destiny.

Dick, you are my Master!

Jessica, you are next!

Julia, thank you! I try for no VPL
visible pixel line!

3:37 AM  

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