Sunday, January 25, 2009

A Peerage.

In recognition of his superb performance during the current Economic Storm, and for saving the World, Mr. Dick Small is now Lord High Lotus of Hemp, Keeper of Bear and Knight Garter of the Watercannon. 

My Lord, I am your humble servant. I lay my prostate before you. 

15 Comments:

Blogger SkylersDad said...

"lay my prostate before you"...


He he he snort!

11:22 AM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

If you're going to lay your prostate before me, can I sell it on ebay??

12:54 PM  
Anonymous teri said...

I'm glad he finally got recognized for all the good he does in the world.

2:46 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

It's about time, really.

2:48 PM  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

ChrisSD, Hee, hee...

Dick, you can rent it on eBay. I can only accept digital input at present.

Teri, I concur!

Dick, it is never too late.

3:30 PM  
Blogger Just Dave said...

Here, here, long past due.

4:44 PM  
Blogger Cheer34 said...

did you nominate Dick for these awards? your a good friend

10:34 AM  
Blogger geosmythe said...

This appointment is more moving than Hillary Clinton's appointment as Secretary of State for the good U. S. of A!

I am beyond tears!

5:47 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

Thanks Smythe!

4:48 AM  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

Dave, a hero of our time!

Cheer, I wrote personally...

Geo, above and beyond...

4:47 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

So do I get paid for this position, or what??? Because, quite frankly, I haven't received anything yet.

5:38 AM  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

Dick, the position is unpaid, but you can have as much graft and corruption as you like!

2:42 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

But can there really be as much graft and corruption as I liked??? Hmm, I don't know..

4:05 PM  
Blogger bernthis said...

I would ask to borrow the outfit but thankfully I look terrible in red

7:41 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

Oh I bet you look good in anything.

11:48 AM  

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