A Peerage.
In recognition of his superb performance during the current Economic Storm, and for saving the World, Mr. Dick Small is now Lord High Lotus of Hemp, Keeper of Bear and Knight Garter of the Watercannon.
My Lord, I am your humble servant. I lay my prostate before you.
posted by Sans Pantaloons at 10:59 AM
15 Comments:
"lay my prostate before you"...
He he he snort!
If you're going to lay your prostate before me, can I sell it on ebay??
I'm glad he finally got recognized for all the good he does in the world.
It's about time, really.
ChrisSD, Hee, hee...
Dick, you can rent it on eBay. I can only accept digital input at present.
Teri, I concur!
Dick, it is never too late.
Here, here, long past due.
did you nominate Dick for these awards? your a good friend
This appointment is more moving than Hillary Clinton's appointment as Secretary of State for the good U. S. of A!
I am beyond tears!
Thanks Smythe!
Dave, a hero of our time!
Cheer, I wrote personally...
Geo, above and beyond...
So do I get paid for this position, or what??? Because, quite frankly, I haven't received anything yet.
Dick, the position is unpaid, but you can have as much graft and corruption as you like!
But can there really be as much graft and corruption as I liked??? Hmm, I don't know..
I would ask to borrow the outfit but thankfully I look terrible in red
Oh I bet you look good in anything.
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