Sunday, December 28, 2008

BlueBile News Reports.

BlueBile News reports today that Sans Pantaloons, well known tempest, curmudgeon and piss artist, has fallen into the arms of a mystery blonde.
After a string of failed romances and running out of Ardbeg to drown his sorrows in, he turned to red wine and met the mystery blonde who was selling perfume at his local wine shop.

They are pictured above in an embrace after the mystery blonde entangled her earring on Sans MP3 player while he listened to Leonard Cohen.

Sans was quoted as saying "I'll kill you, you fucking chicken."


Blogger SkylersDad said...

Nice guns Sans, been workin out?

7:18 PM  
Anonymous teri said...

Oh, I can't wait to hear what happens next.

9:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lookin' good, Sans!

2:40 AM  
Blogger bubbles said...

Oh, the 'ol earring tangled in the MP3 player trick! I've used it many times.

2:11 PM  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

ChrisSD, I push hundreds of pixels every day!

Teri, I think NK is taken...

Joe, as always. (not)..

Dr. Bubbles, it works!

3:50 AM  
Anonymous Paris said...

Leonard Cohen is hot.

3:13 PM  

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