BlueBile News Reports.
BlueBile News reports today that Sans Pantaloons, well known tempest, curmudgeon and piss artist, has fallen into the arms of a mystery blonde.
After a string of failed romances and running out of Ardbeg to drown his sorrows in, he turned to red wine and met the mystery blonde who was selling perfume at his local wine shop.
They are pictured above in an embrace after the mystery blonde entangled her earring on Sans MP3 player while he listened to Leonard Cohen.
Sans was quoted as saying "I'll kill you, you fucking chicken."
After a string of failed romances and running out of Ardbeg to drown his sorrows in, he turned to red wine and met the mystery blonde who was selling perfume at his local wine shop.
They are pictured above in an embrace after the mystery blonde entangled her earring on Sans MP3 player while he listened to Leonard Cohen.Sans was quoted as saying "I'll kill you, you fucking chicken."
posted by Blue Beak at 6:28 PM
6 Comments:
Nice guns Sans, been workin out?
Oh, I can't wait to hear what happens next.
Lookin' good, Sans!
Oh, the 'ol earring tangled in the MP3 player trick! I've used it many times.
ChrisSD, I push hundreds of pixels every day!
Teri, I think NK is taken...
Joe, as always. (not)..
Dr. Bubbles, it works!
Leonard Cohen is hot.
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