The Best Laid Plans...

I laid some new vinyl flooring in the west wing kitchen this weekend. I used my new laser guided scissors and what a great job they do! The cuts are so straight, you simply cannot see the joins.

Mega!

Much Ado About 750 Billion*.

*times better.
But, even though it is not, I will continue seeking that which eludes me. Maybe someday I will find it, like love in an elevator.

A Penny For Your Thoughts.

As we battle through this shitstorm we call life, watching our jobs, pensions, savings & lifestyles fall heroically in front of us, we must summon up our deepest courage, the hidden resource we keep down deep within us all, only to be used in times of dire need.



And so, as today I was required to submit the mandatory urine sample for drug testing at work, I reached down and pulled as much as I could possibly muster from the hidden depths below.
I gave and gave and gave until I could give no more.



I was spent.

Zed Knows Teri.

I only really know ONE gerbil lover, and that's Teri. And when I say lover, I don't mean she likes them a lot. I mean she really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really LOVES them. It's frightening I tell you!


For Teri. I would like to add, I miss Zed.

For Miss Alex.

For Miss Alex.


Not all chickens are bad 'uns . . .

Homage Too...

The images in the post below are taken from the television show Scotch & Wry, starring the late Great Rikki Fulton, as Dickie Dandruff in Dick's Delicat'Messen.
The YouTube posting of the sketch is below, with Dickie Dandruff starting around the 4:40 mark.

Text link is here.