Friday, September 19, 2008

A Penny For Your Thoughts.

As we battle through this shitstorm we call life, watching our jobs, pensions, savings & lifestyles fall heroically in front of us, we must summon up our deepest courage, the hidden resource we keep down deep within us all, only to be used in times of dire need.

And so, as today I was required to submit the mandatory urine sample for drug testing at work, I reached down and pulled as much as I could possibly muster from the hidden depths below.
I gave and gave and gave until I could give no more.

I was spent.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your bladder must be HUGE!!!

Can you drink a whole six-pack before breaking the seal?


9:01 AM  
Blogger Some Guy said...

Damn, Sans!

10:01 AM  
Blogger SkylersDad said...

How long did you study for your urine test?

11:23 AM  
Blogger Cooper Green said...

Spend a penny, drop a pound. How much is that in litres?

12:13 PM  
Blogger Cheer34 said...

that is so I can't stop chuckling........

4:12 PM  
Anonymous Dr. Peebody said...

That urine is a little on the dark side...did you have any liver enzymes collected at the same time?

10:09 PM  
Blogger Just Dave said...

If you passed the test, you can sell the excess to Tour de France riders.

8:02 PM  
Blogger Special K said...

You wanna impress me?
Go fill that thing with semen....

10:32 PM  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

Midleah, I have two bladders, no kidding!

Chris, I'm not taking it, honest!

ChrisSD, I studied from the neck down, two crates long.

Coop, six litre flask.

Cheer, it is not tasteless though...

Dr. Peebody, I think it's just my dark shit showing through. Oops, sorry, that should be 'dark shirt' of course!

Dave, my function requires that drugs are found. I am subject to executive action if found drug free. Them's the rules!

Kim, I can go a whole lot better!
I know where to deliver too!

11:27 PM  
Blogger Miss Alex said...

Ha Ha ew... :D

12:25 PM  
Blogger bernthis said...

You ARE a true giver.

12:45 AM  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

Miss Alex, I concur. Eewww....

Jessica, when I give, I give it all.

7:04 AM  

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