A Penny For Your Thoughts.
As we battle through this shitstorm we call life, watching our jobs, pensions, savings & lifestyles fall heroically in front of us, we must summon up our deepest courage, the hidden resource we keep down deep within us all, only to be used in times of dire need.
And so, as today I was required to submit the mandatory urine sample for drug testing at work, I reached down and pulled as much as I could possibly muster from the hidden depths below.
I gave and gave and gave until I could give no more.
I was spent.
And so, as today I was required to submit the mandatory urine sample for drug testing at work, I reached down and pulled as much as I could possibly muster from the hidden depths below.
I gave and gave and gave until I could give no more.
I was spent.
12 Comments:
Your bladder must be HUGE!!!
Can you drink a whole six-pack before breaking the seal?
;)
Damn, Sans!
How long did you study for your urine test?
Spend a penny, drop a pound. How much is that in litres?
that is so gross....bot I can't stop chuckling........
That urine is a little on the dark side...did you have any liver enzymes collected at the same time?
If you passed the test, you can sell the excess to Tour de France riders.
You wanna impress me?
Go fill that thing with semen....
Midleah, I have two bladders, no kidding!
Chris, I'm not taking it, honest!
ChrisSD, I studied from the neck down, two crates long.
Coop, six litre flask.
Cheer, it is not tasteless though...
Dr. Peebody, I think it's just my dark shit showing through. Oops, sorry, that should be 'dark shirt' of course!
Dave, my function requires that drugs are found. I am subject to executive action if found drug free. Them's the rules!
Kim, I can go a whole lot better!
I know where to deliver too!
Ha Ha ew... :D
You ARE a true giver.
Miss Alex, I concur. Eewww....
Jessica, when I give, I give it all.
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