Scenes From Sans Culinary Challenge.

This post is not suitable for vegetarians and those of a nervous disposition.

First, preparation is critical.

Unfortunately I had some problems trying to light the microwave, and managed to blow it up.
I then had to follow Plan B and cook the meat from scratch in a pan.

Here we see me making sure my hands are scrupulously clean before mixing the ingredients.

Ensuring my hands are thoroughly dry before proceeding.

Putting the secret ingredient into the pan.

Voila! Herewith dinner is served!