Sunday, September 28, 2008

The Best Laid Plans...

I laid some new vinyl flooring in the west wing kitchen this weekend. I used my new laser guided scissors and what a great job they do! The cuts are so straight, you simply cannot see the joins.



Blogger SkylersDad said...

Laser guided scissors? Wow, what will military technology bring us next?

7:13 PM  
Blogger Identity Crisis said...

Do they work on hair as well?

12:44 AM  
Blogger Ritardo Garsiferis Anvil(Gar's Evil Twin by the way just so you know) said...

i need that to compliment my laser level.

1:01 PM  
Blogger Midleah said...

Very good!

Now come over here and refinish my floors, would ya??


1:16 PM  
Blogger Cooper Green said...

I've found that it's much cheaper just to photoshop the floor, and never have anyone over.

2:09 PM  
Blogger Just Dave said...

My sympathies. Over the years, I have converted from DIY to LSEDI (let somebody else do it).

5:28 PM  
Blogger Blue Beak said...

Is getting Laser Laid anything like getting Speed Dated?

4:34 AM  
Blogger anne altman said...

can you cut my ass off with that please

3:51 PM  
Blogger Scarlet said...

Does it do laser eye surgery too?

6:59 PM  
Blogger Identity Crisis said...

You could open up multifaceted "business" with those things...cut hair, eyes and asses, as well as, have time for a "quick date" at the end of a profitable day.

1:07 AM  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

ChrisSD, free money would be nice!

Identity, yes they do!

Ritardo, laser screwdriver available also!

Midleah, last time I tried to fly they refused me 'cos my tool was too long.

Coop, I'm that unpopular I photoshop my guests as well.

Dave, I like to keep my hand in.

BB, you are one sick chick.

Anne, for you - anything.

Scarlet, Aye. But I have to practice more. I'm running out of eyeballs.

Identity, if one spins them around quickly, it gives a great lightshow. I have only lost two fingers!

4:43 PM  
Blogger Identity Crisis said...

You have fingers?!

12:04 PM  
Blogger Identity Crisis said...

Remind me not to stand behind you and your scissors in a long boring line up...Tic Tac Toe anyone?

12:11 PM  

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