The Best Laid Plans...
I laid some new vinyl flooring in the west wing kitchen this weekend. I used my new laser guided scissors and what a great job they do! The cuts are so straight, you simply cannot see the joins.
Mega!
Mega!
posted by Sans Pantaloons at 6:04 PM
13 Comments:
Laser guided scissors? Wow, what will military technology bring us next?
Do they work on hair as well?
i need that to compliment my laser level.
Very good!
Now come over here and refinish my floors, would ya??
:)
I've found that it's much cheaper just to photoshop the floor, and never have anyone over.
My sympathies. Over the years, I have converted from DIY to LSEDI (let somebody else do it).
Is getting Laser Laid anything like getting Speed Dated?
can you cut my ass off with that please
Does it do laser eye surgery too?
You could open up multifaceted "business" with those things...cut hair, eyes and asses, as well as, have time for a "quick date" at the end of a profitable day.
ChrisSD, free money would be nice!
Identity, yes they do!
Ritardo, laser screwdriver available also!
Midleah, last time I tried to fly they refused me 'cos my tool was too long.
Coop, I'm that unpopular I photoshop my guests as well.
Dave, I like to keep my hand in.
BB, you are one sick chick.
Anne, for you - anything.
Scarlet, Aye. But I have to practice more. I'm running out of eyeballs.
Identity, if one spins them around quickly, it gives a great lightshow. I have only lost two fingers!
You have fingers?!
Remind me not to stand behind you and your scissors in a long boring line up...Tic Tac Toe anyone?
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