To Every Age its Network, To its Network, Art.

This graphic is my adapted cover of a Vienna Secession poster by Maximilian Kurzweil.

The original poster can be viewed here.

Sans Update 05/04/2012.
If you have arrived here from a search engine, there is an alternative version of this cover here, at my other Blog. Hopefully, some day, I will post the complete cover as designed by MK. Hopefully.

Robert Burns.

Since it's oor Rabbie's Birthday this fine day, a small lament:-

The complete works of Robert Burns have now been recorded, and are available online here.

Users accessing the embed from outside the UK may see an error message. For this, I apologise. The BBC has a compressed perspective.

The Slave's Lament

It was in sweet Senegal that my foes did me enthrall
For the lands of Virginia-ginia O;
Torn from that lovely shore, and must never see it more,
And alas! I am weary, weary O!
Torn from that lovely shore, and must never see it more;
And alas! I am weary, weary O!

All on that charming coast is no bitter snow and frost,
Like the lands of Virginia-ginia O:
There streams for ever flow, and there flowers for ever blow,
And alas! I am weary, weary O!
There streams for ever flow, and there flowers for ever blow,
And alas! I am weary, weary O!

The burden I must bear, while the cruel scourge I fear,
In the lands of Virginia-ginia O;
And I think on friends most dear, with the bitter, bitter tear,
And alas! I am weary, weary O!
And I think on friends most dear, with the bitter, bitter tear,
And alas! I am weary, weary O!

Still Got It.

When you have charisma, there ain't no recession.

Disturbed.

I just worked out that:
Anal Ass Nonstop
is an anagram of Sans Pantaloons.

I'm not very happy about that.

Variation 64,443 XoLoL.

To much XoL doth make one dizzy
One finds oneself in a tizzy
Oh, so lovely, Oh so fizzy
One phones the Queen,
and calls her Lizzy!

Variation 64,441 XoL.

Last nights dream featured Joey Tribbiani from Friends. He was dressed in black leather.
Sometimes I worry about myself.

Barking Up the Wrong Tree.

Do you have Photoshop?, do you have Paint Shop Pro?, GIMP?

Do you want to be a weird creative individual with wild hair & a beard?

Have you tried, and tried, and failed to understand all those stupid small icons & daft incomprehensible lists and menus?

Have your productions not lived up to your expectations?

THEN YOU HAVE BEEN BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE!

Just consume 1½ buckets* of XoL and your graphics will come out like this -

Representative Graphic shown.
Any graphics produced may or may not look anything like this.
All promises made by Pantalunatic Industries are false, and may be completely untrue, which they are - unless otherwise indicated.

*Bucket size conditions apply.