Loser!

So that's what 'Not Microwave Safe' means.

Winner!

Infamy, infamy. They've got it infamy. Should I go?

Loser!

A big man came and stole my socks, then pushed me in a puddle.

I'm a hard man to ignore, but it's well worth the effort.

Sans Pantaloons, an underneat understood undermined undergraduate in undergarment underachievement.
But I have a big heart.
Happy Valentine's Day!

The title of this post is a one-liner by the late, great, and sorely missed Bob Monkhouse.

Winner!

At last! My talent has been recognised/recognized.