Sunday, April 06, 2008

A Mop with a Sucker on the End.

Many Moons ago, when I was an apprentice TimeLord, I was given a task which I obeyed without question. The task was to mop the universe. No small task, I hear you say.

It wasn't until 476 years later, I found out I had misheard, and was actually asked to map the universe.

4 Comments:

Blogger Julia Phillips Smith said...

Well, at least you got rid of all that mud we tracked in.

9:12 PM  
Blogger SkylersDad said...

Can you wax the Universe next?

3:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahaha, very good. Hi Sans Pantaloon, just droppin in to say hello.

and BTW, I did mop my floors today.

;)

12:25 AM  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

Julia, cosmic mud needs more promotion!

Identity; yes, all of Ursa Minor.

SkylersDad, Wax on, right hand. Wax off, left hand. Wax on, wax off. Breathe in through nose, out the mouth. Wax on, wax off. Don't forget to breathe, very important.

Marjorie, have you ever pretended to be surfing whilst mopping?

7:53 PM  

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