Tuesday, September 26, 2006

A Typical Scottish Wedding...

This is a scene from a typical Scottish wedding.
At this point a Haggis was spotted running towards the bar.
Hamish (pictured with sword) let out the cry of "Get the Haggis!" and led the charge.

The Haggis escaped this time, and all guests drowned their sorrows in malt whisky. The Groom sent out for 42 Black Pudding Suppers and 2 Mars Bar suppers. Tasty!


Blogger Teri said...

I LOVE men in kilts *heavy sigh*...

8:01 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Yikes! The Haggis is still loose and out about the neighborhood on the prowl! How will I sleep tonight? How?!

12:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I ever get married I hope they catch the haggis. And I hope the dude with the sword shows up if it escapes.

Wait. I hope there is no freaking haggis at my wedding.

1:59 AM  
Blogger Mel said...

I better not catch that haggis around here! Its probably hiding in my big pile of laundry (yes I did some laundry but the pile remains *sigh*)

I have never had haggis but it doesnt sound good to me.

11:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it just me, everyone?? Or does the guy on the right look like Smurfette???? Anyone??

4:49 PM  
Blogger Doctor Mom said...

If I recall, I don't want to know what Black Pudding is... it's something like Blood Pudding, I would gather.

Does Hamish know BraveHeart?

I think Haggis is in Cul-de-Sac

9:13 AM  
Blogger Teri said...

yes Dick, it does look like a smurfette. a smurfette in a kilt. very interesting.

9:44 AM  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

There's a Haggis loose,
aboot this hoose.
Ach, 'tis not but a tiny wee bite!

Did I mention Groundskeeper Willy is a relation?

Dick, when Hamish gets out of HMP Barlinnie, I'll be sure and tell him a Gentleman from New York thinks he resembles Smurfette.
He worked hard to get his hairstyle just right.

Doctor Mom, what you call blood pudding is what we call black pudding, and yes, Hamish does know Mel Gibson.

If Haggis is in Cul-de-Sac, I'm sure the Security Team will get him. Or maybe not...

4:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahaa! Oh DO tell him, Sans - but say that Zed said it...

4:32 PM  

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