A Typical Scottish Wedding...
This is a scene from a typical Scottish wedding.
At this point a Haggis was spotted running towards the bar.
Hamish (pictured with sword) let out the cry of "Get the Haggis!" and led the charge.
The Haggis escaped this time, and all guests drowned their sorrows in malt whisky. The Groom sent out for 42 Black Pudding Suppers and 2 Mars Bar suppers. Tasty!
At this point a Haggis was spotted running towards the bar.
Hamish (pictured with sword) let out the cry of "Get the Haggis!" and led the charge.
The Haggis escaped this time, and all guests drowned their sorrows in malt whisky. The Groom sent out for 42 Black Pudding Suppers and 2 Mars Bar suppers. Tasty!
posted by Sans Pantaloons at 7:24 PM
9 Comments:
I LOVE men in kilts *heavy sigh*...
Yikes! The Haggis is still loose and out about the neighborhood on the prowl! How will I sleep tonight? How?!
If I ever get married I hope they catch the haggis. And I hope the dude with the sword shows up if it escapes.
Wait. I hope there is no freaking haggis at my wedding.
I better not catch that haggis around here! Its probably hiding in my big pile of laundry (yes I did some laundry but the pile remains *sigh*)
I have never had haggis but it doesnt sound good to me.
Is it just me, everyone?? Or does the guy on the right look like Smurfette???? Anyone??
If I recall, I don't want to know what Black Pudding is... it's something like Blood Pudding, I would gather.
Does Hamish know BraveHeart?
I think Haggis is in Cul-de-Sac
yes Dick, it does look like a smurfette. a smurfette in a kilt. very interesting.
There's a Haggis loose,
aboot this hoose.
Ach, 'tis not but a tiny wee bite!
Did I mention Groundskeeper Willy is a relation?
Dick, when Hamish gets out of HMP Barlinnie, I'll be sure and tell him a Gentleman from New York thinks he resembles Smurfette.
He worked hard to get his hairstyle just right.
Doctor Mom, what you call blood pudding is what we call black pudding, and yes, Hamish does know Mel Gibson.
If Haggis is in Cul-de-Sac, I'm sure the Security Team will get him. Or maybe not...
hahahaa! Oh DO tell him, Sans - but say that Zed said it...
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