Monday, September 18, 2006

The Mountain is coming...

Further to the wave of latent brotherly love that is sweeping the Blogosphere, I can exclusively reveal that our own Mr. Dick Small and Nick Lachey may be an item.


Dick & Nick were seen stepping out at the Croesus Restaurant in LA as guests of Steve Martin. Steve had sent his Lear Jet to pick up Mr. Small in New York.
The latent wave has also crossed the pond where a mad Scotsman having been 'converted' by the application of a gelled digit, has vowed to marry Kevin Federline.

When asked for a quote, Mrs Federline replied 'Whatever'.

13 Comments:

Blogger Dick Small said...

Hahahaa! Actually, Nick wanted it to be made known, but I preferred to keep our "relationship" a secret. Now that everyone knows, it's rather liberating, actually. Thanks!

5:52 PM  
Anonymous Zed said...

Who'd have thunk it?

7:52 PM  
Blogger Doctor Mom said...

Sans--
I had a feeling about Dick & Nick, or is it Nick & Dick.

However, I would think twice about K-Fed... He's over in Cul-de-Sac gloating over his win.

I just don't think he's your type Sans

8:46 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

It's a perfect match

love is beautiful
isn't it...

9:26 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

Who Jen, me and Nick??? You're so right.

4:24 AM  
Blogger Teri said...

hehehhehehe

10:04 AM  
Blogger Amy said...

Dick and Nick... the next Brangelina?

12:55 PM  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

I must admit I'm having second thoughts about Kevin. After seeing Dick & Nick together, and how wonderfully they complement each other, their loving gaze, their sweet tender caress...

I think I love Ron Jeremy...

4:58 PM  
Blogger Amy said...

So it's a toss up between KFed and Ron Jeremy?

You are so lucky to have a choice. I'm jealous.

10:46 PM  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

Amy, your words have proved to be a premonition. Whilst I was chatting up er, I mean arranging the details of Zed's Russian party with Hugh Jackman, KFed and RJ dissapeared with each other.

I'm distraught, how can men be so callous! They've sent me a text message saying they are in Las Vegas and intend to be married.

Oh well, Ho hum...
I think I have a party to go to...
WOO HOO!!!!

7:18 AM  
Blogger Mel said...

*snort* Funny!

But I thought Dick small was seeing Dick Chaney? They could be called Dick and Dick or the 2 Dicks.

Poor Dick Cheney, always the last to know. I think he is going to go hunting, he always feels better when he kills something.

8:58 AM  
Blogger Useless Man said...

Wow.. and all this time I thought they were one and the same.

Good to see a photo of them together to prove that false. You can assure me that pic hasn't been "doctored" in any way, can't you?

1:36 PM  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

Welcome Useless Man, Sir.
I can assure you 100% that Doctor Mom has played no part in the publication of this digital picture. Her worthwhile and sought after contribution has been as an observer, similar to your good self.
Yes Sir.

2:13 PM  

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