Somebody should inform the young lady that ingesting roses might prove to be a bit disagreeable to the digestive system. She could get sick as a dog. My sister Gladys ate a rose when we were kids and they had to pump her stomach. It was funny as hell. I laughed my ass off.
And btw, did I ever tell you about the time when I was a kid and tried to climb out of my bedroom window one night to sneak a cigarette, and fell right into my mom's rose bushes??? And it just so happened that some yellowjackets were building a hive in the bushes right where I landed???? Never did that again.
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Somebody should inform the young lady that ingesting roses might prove to be a bit disagreeable to the digestive system. She could get sick as a dog. My sister Gladys ate a rose when we were kids and they had to pump her stomach. It was funny as hell. I laughed my ass off.
... I still laugh whenever I think about it ...
And btw, did I ever tell you about the time when I was a kid and tried to climb out of my bedroom window one night to sneak a cigarette, and fell right into my mom's rose bushes??? And it just so happened that some yellowjackets were building a hive in the bushes right where I landed???? Never did that again.
Dick, you have such great anecdotes!
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