Poorhouse in the Community.

Pantalunatic News reports today, that, as this Global depression calls each of us to step up to the line, then commands us to empty our pocket-books on the table of austerity, we can take a little comfort that we are all facing this same burden.

So it is then, that as part of the severe austerity measures being implemented here in the UK, the Metropolitan Police guard that stands at the door of Number 10 Downing Street, the residence of the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, has been scrapped to save money.

The sentinel duties have been passed to Larry, the No.10 cat, who has been promoted to acting Constable. Larry now sits on guard outside the famous door, keeping his ever watchful eyes out for suspicious mice and delicious men.