Thursday, October 02, 2008

Where Is Dick Small?

Pantalunatic News reports today that the leaders of Europe's four biggest economies -- Britain, France, Germany and Italy met this week for a European Union Emergency Financial Summit at the Belfry to discuss creating a €300 billion, $417 billion fund to buy Mr. Dick Small a set of speakers for his new laptop.

Mr. Dick Small, well known Entrepreneur, Empresario and Celebrity Blogger, seen above greeting his guest Sans Pantaloons, well known Blogging Millionaire.

Mr. Small, as advisor to the European Central Bank (ECB) complained that he couldn't follow his favorite soaps on YouTube because of the failure of his built-in speakers. US Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson was seen on his knees at one point, with his ear to the speakers trying to make them work.
British Prime Minister Gordon Brown's office stressed that Mr. Dick Small was the best man to deal with the financial crisis and that a pair of speakers was fair reward for saving the Global Banking System.
Mr. Dick Small was quoted as saying "Woo Hoo!"

9 Comments:

Blogger SkylersDad said...

I for one, miss Mr Small terribly!

7:45 PM  
Blogger Special K said...

I miss him too

12:18 AM  
Blogger Identity Crisis said...

Nice suit Sans...might be worth a pair of speakers.

12:44 AM  
Anonymous teri said...

Dick Small - a man of few words!

11:13 AM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

I'm here!!
Well, for 11 more minutes and then you won't here from me for 5 more days...

1:03 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

.. I mean, "hear" from me. Not "here" from me...

1:03 PM  
Anonymous teri said...

Dick has been away, painting houses to earn extra money. Hey, times are rough!

1:37 PM  
Blogger Identity Crisis said...

I wonder what he is in for this time?

1:39 AM  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

ChrisSD, as you are well aware, difficult times are upon us.

Special K, hopefully we will all survive to post another day.

Identity, I have to return it by midnight...

Teri, Strong & Silent!

Dick, all power to your elbows!

Teri, times are indeed difficult.

Identity, rough times...

4:19 PM  

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