Where Is Dick Small?

Pantalunatic News reports today that the leaders of Europe's four biggest economies -- Britain, France, Germany and Italy met this week for a European Union Emergency Financial Summit at the Belfry to discuss creating a €300 billion, $417 billion fund to buy Mr. Dick Small a set of speakers for his new laptop.

Mr. Dick Small, well known Entrepreneur, Empresario and Celebrity Blogger, seen above greeting his guest Sans Pantaloons, well known Blogging Millionaire.

Mr. Small, as advisor to the European Central Bank (ECB) complained that he couldn't follow his favorite soaps on YouTube because of the failure of his built-in speakers. US Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson was seen on his knees at one point, with his ear to the speakers trying to make them work.
British Prime Minister Gordon Brown's office stressed that Mr. Dick Small was the best man to deal with the financial crisis and that a pair of speakers was fair reward for saving the Global Banking System.
Mr. Dick Small was quoted as saying "Woo Hoo!"