My New Book...
My new book is in bargain bins today. Here is an excerpt.I remember sitting in the dark, the lights had fused on that Saturday night.The room was beautifully lit by my 24 inch widescreen LCD panel. On the screen was a great blog with one of her classic posts of all time . . . Casual Slack, funny, witty and with a surgical incision of sarcasm.
She was on fire, an exceptional talent hidden away in the Metropolis that is Rhode Island.
I read her post laughing out loud, and then looked to the comments. They loved her. They lauded her with congratulations and cheered at her genius.
I entered my comment offering her a chance to earn $1,000,000. All she need do is act as a witness to the transaction from Mr Obseku Kayanga's (deceased) account with the Bank of Nigeria. Just send me $1000 to cover my costs, I said, and I will deposit the $1,000,000 in your account soonest. All this comes with a free prescription of the penis enlargement drug of your choice. How can you lose I said?
posted by Sans Pantaloons at 2:26 PM
6 Comments:
It sounds thrilling!
Hey Sans, you got any more Marcus Schenkenberg pics? It was funny, 2 days ago I was showing Nicky that post (you know, the kilt one with Marcus Schenkenberg) and I was telling Nick how handsome and well built Mr. Schenkenberg is, and Nick got all pouty and mopey. He's spent the last 2 days flexing his muscles all the time, and showing off. He's so damn cute (Nick, that is).
Tell me more about this penis enlarging shit!
you slay me! I cnat wait to see it on the shelves!
BWahahahahahaha
Lynda; It's not very good really.
Dick, I will post NOW. Nick is cute. You are so lucky.
Chris, Megan says you don't need it.
BPR, I have 42 manuscripts to follow. If you would like to send me $1000 to cover my costs, I can deposit $8,000,000 in secured funds from the Bank of Nigeria into your current account. Honest.
Jen, Thank You!
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