Tuesday, March 27, 2007

The remains of the day.

It's not that I don't try. It's just that I can't seem to produce anything interesting. This is all that is left of the Thursday 13 things I don't understand, set by Jen. If you think this is poor, you should see what I have rejected. Well, maybe you shouldn't. I have an undeserved reputation complex disorder compulsion thingy.

Since hair is a topical subject.
The war on hair. I don't really understand why people go to such great lengths to eliminate body hair. If hair on your head is tolerated, then I don't see what's the problem with hair on ones legs, back, oxters and face. All we are doing is making the directors of Reckitt Benkaiser and Procter & Gamble very, v e r y rich.


The mystery surrounding the Pyramids at Giza.
It seems obvious to me the pyramids are oil wells. If deep drilling is beyond ones technology, then the next best thing is to exert as much pressure as possible on the ground above to force any oil upwards. This maximum can be realised in the smallest footprint with a solid pyramid.


8 Comments:

Blogger Blogarita said...

Oxters? There you go with those technical terms again.

4:41 PM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

what is an oxters? cus im not up and up with the hipster words.

4:42 PM  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

Blogarita and Bluepaintred; Sorry, I keep forgetting I talk funny. Oxter.

5:13 PM  
Anonymous teri said...

don't forget that bikini area, Sans. OUCHHHHHHHHH!

and how did you know I use the lawnmower?

6:22 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

I've made a point of it never to shave. Anything.

6:46 AM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

... and btw, I was hoping the word 'oxter' meant something more dirty than that.

6:48 AM  
Blogger Chris said...

This post was certainly better than a kick in the oxters.

8:26 AM  
Blogger Anon. Blogger said...

The mower image with the hair really cracked me up!

I've always wondered if the obsession with hair removal has something to do with evolution - maybe the shaven are further evolved.

Pyramids / oil. Fresh and new thinking, Sans!

5:10 PM  

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