Falling Off...
Doctor Mom wanted to know if it hurt falling off the graph. After all the preparation I made moving Zed's pool to ensure an injury free fall, I did manage to slip on the Listerine covered side and sustained the injuries shown below.
posted by Sans Pantaloons at 3:03 PM
7 Comments:
AHAaHahahahaaa!!!
there were nails in the pool?
no pee, but nails?
I didn't put any nails in the pool! Honest! It's a setup I tell you! A setup!
My lawyer has advised me to remind you that I had very large signs in the pool area stating SWIM AT YOUR OWN RISK. There was even one that said LOOK OUT FOR THE NAILS.
Perhaps I shouldn't have mentioned the nails sign ...
Ouch Dude!
I'm so sorry, you must have been enduring endless queries walking through shoplifting devices, and metal detectors at airports.
Please let me know if I can help... I would wonder if there were a way I could remove the nail without removing a chunk of brain tissue.... I'll have to do some reading.
I distinctly remember the poolboy saying I could get nailed if I swam in the pool. Did you not get the memo??
Dick, Thanks!
Teri, the nails were holding the signs together. Zed maintains there was no pee.
Zed, the X-Ray camera does not lie. Maybe glue might have been a better choice for the manufacture of the signs.
Fab, I am consulting with my medical insurers as we speak. They are suggesting new age magnets.
Doctor Mom, I doubt if I would miss any brain chunks. I do most of my processing 'down there'.
Mel, I thought that Memo only applied to Ladies of a female gender. I usually do the nailing.:)
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