Sunday, October 08, 2006

Recombinant DNA

I have been trying to fix the small problem of Blue Beaks head, or the Chicken lack thereof. On consultation of my dual-core ZX81 ITGR control computer, the answer seems to be to introduce negative fly DNA into the mix thus cancelling out the positive fly DNA and hopefully be left with Chicken a la Blue Beak!

Not that easy. Where does an amateur scientist such as myself obtain negative fly DNA?

Then I remembered Two Can Anne had a horsetail butt plug for sale on eBay. She says it's new, but what do you think? Surely I could get plenty of reverse DNA from that?

Well, the samples amplified OK, and when fed into the ITGR pod with ChickenFly, produced the results as shown below.



I shall not give up! No matter how tired I am, no matter how long it takes I shall get his Chicken Head back.

Meanwhile, ChickenParis and I are stepping out tonight... Well can you blame me...?

16 Comments:

Blogger Mo said...

Hahahahahaha!! You're insane! I love it. hahaaa! I'm SO glad you're not dead..

2:52 PM  
Blogger Mel said...

NO NO Paris is a man eater!! You wont come out alive!! But you will get some though :)

4:29 PM  
Blogger Teri said...

I agree with Mel, don't do it with Chicken Paris, it's a maneater.

4:33 PM  
Anonymous mixednut said...

Looks like ChickenParis is getting laid tonight!

7:45 PM  
Blogger Lynda said...

I hope you make it back to your blog again....

Did Paris get laided?

(Oh, sorry! That was the best I humor I could come up with, as in lay an egg. Gawd, how awful!)

3:41 PM  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

I think I'm in love.
I'm writing poetry...

6:58 PM  
Blogger Teri said...

I like how the programming keeps telling you to "bugger off" and "piss off".....

8:35 PM  
Anonymous Zed said...

You persistance and perseverance are admirable Sans. Blue Beak shall return to normal, I just know it!

9:27 PM  
Anonymous Zed said...

*You = Your

but you KNEW that...

9:27 PM  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

Oh Chicken Paris
You are my sweet potato
Better than any maris.

Oh Chicken Paris
I love to wrap you around
Like a soft tweed from Harris

Oh Chicken Paris
Your throat is warm and deep
Better than any 'arris.

anon.

4:48 AM  
Blogger Mo said...

Logging out!

6:38 AM  
Blogger Redzilla said...

Um, just a little fashion question. ParisChicken doesn't seem to have any shoulders. How will she carry her little dog-bag around?

10:20 AM  
Blogger Amy said...

don't let her drive.

2:17 PM  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

Dick, Thanks!

Mel, I got some. I mean to get me some more too!

Teri, how right you are :)

mixednut, Well said, well laid.

Hello Lynda!, I made it back, Yes laid, boxed, cracked & poached. the humor is OK, it leads on to which came first, ChickenParis or I...

Sans, You are a nut.

Teri, that was me venting my frustration. I normally get through one keyboard per day.

Zed, Thank you. I have now devoted some CPU cycles to cloning ChickenParis so that I can both restore BB and still get some.
On the other hand I will have two ChickenParii...Hmmmmm?
Yes I knew that. :)

Sans, your poetry sucks monkeys!

Dick, Sorry if the poetry reminded you of the 'before time'...

Hello Redzilla!, She did materialise with a Louis Vuitton
in her teeth. I guess the DNA harvested must have contained something that allowed that to occur. No sign of her doggy though, maybe it was felching around elsewhere? :)

Amy, Library, cafe' or sans virus?
She kicks a little, but I don't let her drive.

3:52 PM  
Blogger Mel said...

LOL You know, I would recommend a 10 dose of penicillin if you got some of Paris. You just cant be too careful these days.

6:24 PM  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

Yes Mel, I got my shots from the Veternarian. It was as bad as my prostate examination. I'm all clear but have to go back in a few weeks to get my hoofs shod.

8:26 AM  

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