Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Afraid of Commitment?

ChickenParis and I are thinking of getting married. Do you think this is a good idea? There is a lot of prejudice in this sorry world and marrying a cloned, corrupted DNA, female headed chicken might make a lot of people very unhappy.

I seek your blessing or otherwise. ChickenParis wants the ceremony in the Little White Wedding Chapel. I need your ideas on how to smuggle her into the cabin with me when we fly to LA.


Blogger Teri said...

OMG, that's hysterical.


she'll suck your soul out of your body and kick your body to the curb.

if all else fails, think about what future children would look like.


4:53 PM  
Anonymous Zed said...

Sans, pull yourself together, man!

Marriage to that skank would be a total mistake. ChickenParis will break your heart I tell you! Please think it over. Even Dick Small is a better choice ...

8:18 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

ChickenParis is a whore
don't do it

she'll break your heart...

"Even Dick Small is a better choice"...

9:12 PM  
Anonymous mixednut said...

Too bad Dick and Nick, or is it Nick and Dick... well anyway, it seems too late.

12:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah... what happened to k-fed? I'm so out of the loop. I think he is at least the same species as the rest of us.

I think.

1:06 PM  
Blogger Mel said...

I dunno Sans, you are a smart guy but I think you being led by your beak.

I bet she has already recorded a video of the 2 of you together that she can "accidently" release when she needs more exposure.

Really there must be some other wholesome chicken gal out there!

6:08 PM  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

Thank you all for your kind advice.
I shall consider my options.

Love is a very difficult emotion.
.. (choke).

8:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard that, Jen!

5:35 PM  

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