You know, Doctor Mom, if you grew out your mustache and smeared rogaine all over your face, then grew you hair into small braids and frilly ribbons, you'd be a DEAD ringer for Captain what's-his-face". Really. Everyone I've talked to thinks so. Especially Teri.
I would love to have this graphic as my desktop-- you know where to find me!
As far as "Easy" goes... Fab, there's only one man on this earth that my husband said I could sleep with, and that's Johnny... but I'll have to do it soon or he'll have to ask his new bride permission to sleep with me... and that might put a wrench into the situation.
Dick and Teri, I do NOT look like Orlando Bloom, and I do NOT look like Captain Jack Sparrow... I'm actually quite cute.
I think the Doctor should be prescribed some sedatives, or something. Which, being a doctor, is a bonus because you can "write your own ticket" so to speak...
Sorry Teri! Not buying it! You're making it up. You're going to have to be a little more "creative" than that, I'm afraid..
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*whistling, loudly* you go Dr. Mom.
You know, Doctor Mom, if you grew out your mustache and smeared rogaine all over your face, then grew you hair into small braids and frilly ribbons, you'd be a DEAD ringer for Captain what's-his-face". Really. Everyone I've talked to thinks so. Especially Teri.
.. she just told me so. "honest".
Dick, I said she would look like Orlando Bloom's character, please get it right.
oh, this third hand information always goes awry.
Teri, who the hell is this "Orlando Bloom" you keep mentioning??? He must be an actor because you seem to assume that I know him. I have no clue.....
I apologize, everyone, for using the "h" word. It's just that I got really annoyed. At Teri.
Sans--
You're my favorite!!!
I would love to have this graphic as my desktop-- you know where to find me!
As far as "Easy" goes... Fab, there's only one man on this earth that my husband said I could sleep with, and that's Johnny... but I'll have to do it soon or he'll have to ask his new bride permission to sleep with me... and that might put a wrench into the situation.
Dick and Teri, I do NOT look like Orlando Bloom, and I do NOT look like Captain Jack Sparrow... I'm actually quite cute.
BTW-- Sans, I've misplaced Johnny's cell, would you mind emailing that to me as well when you send the graphic along for my desktop wallpaper?
Thanks Hon, you're a dear! They'll be a little something extra in your stocking this year!
I just have to keep coming back to look at this picture!
I think we make a terrific couple!
Johnny really should marry me... I would be nice to his kids... oh, well, then I forgot about my spouse.
Well, I'd work out a fair trade.
Thanks again Sans... you're awesome!
I just want to sit here a while and dream!
Aaaaaah! (a peaceful smile comes over my face)
Yup... still here!
Dick, Orlando plays Will Turner, one of the main characters along side Mr. Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean.
God, you're so out of touch...
I think the Doctor should be prescribed some sedatives, or something. Which, being a doctor, is a bonus because you can "write your own ticket" so to speak...
Sorry Teri! Not buying it! You're making it up. You're going to have to be a little more "creative" than that, I'm afraid..
Hi-- still here, swooning!
Dick, Johnny is my sedative, tranquilizer, and hallucinogenic....
Wanna see my autographed 8 x 10?
Sorry Doc mom, you have to wait in line...Johnny is MINE all MINE!!!!
*sigh*
Sorry Doc mom, you have to wait in line...Johnny is MINE all MINE!!!!
*sigh*
You're repeating yourself, Mel. Sorry, someone had to say it..
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