Monday, August 28, 2006


Providence Business News.
Dillard’s Associate chokes Chicken in pecker frenzy!

This taken from the Providence Business News (without permission) .

On Sunday 27th, a mad panta lunatic Chicken broke free from his chains in the asylum and caused havoc in the chic department at Dillard's Short Pump Town Center Store on Broad Street VA, which happens to be the nearest Store to Rhode Island.
Even though it's four states away, the Associates' curdled screams could be heard on Brown University Campus RI.
Special Forces were immediately dispatched and the Chicken over-powered by 295-pound testosterone fuelled Antonio who was awarded a medal for his bravery.

The Associate, Ms Katie Hawks, fainted as the fowl bird and Antonio peckered each other in a birling haze of leather and feather.
She was later quoted as saying she had "never seen anything like that before" and wanted Antonio's number.

Emergency Services cleaned up the biological waste left by the Chicken who was banned from the store. The cleaning material used was Shout Industrial Strength Carpet Barf.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope nothing like that happens in MY neighborhood! Sometimes it's like the whole WORLD is coming unglued! It's all just SO inSANE...

5:37 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

It's a scary world dick

a burling haze of leather
and feather so close to my homeland!

8:00 PM  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

Hello nice to have you visit. According my my sources the nearest Dillard's store to NY is in Ohio. How about Bi-Lo, do you have a Bi-Lo near?
BB & I could visit, he has a leash...

It can get a LOT scarier.

HeHe.., frightening mood tonight!

8:43 PM  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

Maybe I am losing it a little...


8:44 PM  

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