Tuesday, August 28, 2007

The Vaginator™

Ever since I failed miserably in Dutchy's Name that Sextoy contest, I have been hard at work beavering away to produce my version of the Vaginator™ dreamed up by buffalodickdy.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I proudly present my interpretation of The Vaginator™:

This is the Laboratory development version of the device, and is controlled by the equipment below, monitoring the patented PantaPleasure™ sensation stimulators mounted on top, and delivering the various gasses and liquids required for extra high tension orgasm.

We are currently in talks with a major manufacturer, and hope to shrink all this control gear to fit into a standard Louis Vuitton handbag.
Hopefully coming in a store near you soon!

15 Comments:

Blogger Nobody™ said...

seriously, dude, WTF is that? The first pic sure looks like an electron tube, but what is that machine?

11:00 PM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

OK, uhm. why are there two little nubs on the top? AND. I;m busy the day that goes on sale...sorry


LMAO

1:07 AM  
Blogger geosmythe said...

Does size matter?

6:21 AM  
Blogger Chris said...

Ouch!

9:12 AM  
Blogger Mel said...

I am scared of that!

11:03 AM  
Anonymous cooper green said...

I can't wait, Sans. What's your estimate on the square footage of that gizmo? I'm thinking if I move the china cabinet and that stupid buffet back to the attic where they belong, I should just be able to squeeze that puppy in beside the widescreen.

Is there a manual? I'd hate to use the wrong ... y'know, I mean, that thing looks like it could inflict a bit of damage.

12:34 PM  
Blogger Lynda said...

I went to Amazon to see about a pre-order, but there was nothing there.

2:29 PM  
Blogger buffalodickdy said...

Can you say "Royalties"? Have your lawyers contact my lawyers on the planned percentage....

5:37 PM  
Blogger Scarlet said...

Does it come in a left handed version?

3:54 AM  
Blogger Ritardo "Gar the Conqueror" said...

I heard you can shrink it down using alloys and microprocessors. If so will it be 32 or 64 bit?

1:03 PM  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

O
M
G

Not
In
A
Million
Years...

Hell No!

5:12 PM  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

Nobody™, the tube is a 5C/450A pentode used as an RF PA. Datasheet is here. The machine is used for Molecular Beam Epitaxy deposition to produce optical wafers.

BPR, you mean JJ doesn't have nubs on top?

Geo, I cannot answer that question. Maybe Dick Small can offer his expert opinion...

Chris, G-spot.

Mel, with good cause...

Coop, about 300 square feet, inculding all the power cabinets. We can even hook up the internal camera to the widescreen!
There is a six day course in London, England.

Lynda, sorry about that. Amazon is not a preferred vendor.

Buffalodickdy, the first check/cheque is in the post.

Scarlet; yes, with left & right threaded castle nuts too.

Ritardo, you obviously know your stuff. We are aiming for 64 bit with orgasmic hyper-threading.

DutchBitch, it has a built in heater...

6:41 PM  
Blogger cheer34 said...

lol hahhahahahaahaaa

8:15 AM  
Blogger Nobody™ said...

hehe, it has a built in heater.. It sure does!! I like tubes.

That's a little tube. I play with high power RF with klystron amplifiers.

4:46 PM  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

Cheer34, A G Man is good to find.

Nobody™, it's not the first time it's been said I have a little tube.

6:04 PM  

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