Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Things you may not want to find in your Bed #2.

Sans Pantaloons.


Blogger Bluepaintred said...

sans im horrified.

when did you lose your mind? have you looked under the sofa?

Call a detective to help you find it, this is a serious problem.

7:22 PM  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

pee ess: is this really you? looks a little johnny depp-ish

7:23 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

Sans, it's an old wives tale that you should never leave your hat on a bed. If you do, you could be injured or killed.

So it looks like you're going to have a tough time getting old wives in the sack until that fedora's a goner ...

10:47 PM  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

eww the hat, get rid of the hat, reminds me of my grandpa, and who wants to think of their grandfather while in bed?

11:42 PM  
Blogger Special K said...

As long as you don't eat crackers in bed, I think we can work something out.

12:04 AM  
Blogger Doctor Mom™ said...

Maybe if he looked just a little more like Johnny Depp in Pirates and a little less like Johnny Depp in Secret Window...

9:09 PM  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

BPR, I looked under the sofa. I found two coins, an old newspaper from 1972 and two odd socks. Never mind. Things will be okay.
It is Johnny Depp, but looks a little the mess I wake up in. Johnny is a lot more handsome than I though.

Zed, I am not knowledgeable in this area. I have had my fair share of tidy wives.

Fantastagirl, I never knew hats had such a positive effect on chastity.

Special K, Yay! Result!!

Doctor Mom™, I think I can do something for you. Please remove you garments and lie down on the couch.

9:48 AM  
Blogger Doctor Mom™ said...

I'm waiting!!!!!

9:52 PM  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

Doctor Mom™, Sorry to keep you waiting. I am promised to another.

7:27 PM  

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