Things you may not want to find in your Bed #2.
Sans Pantaloons.
posted by Sans Pantaloons at 6:51 PM
Wednesday, June 06, 2007
Sans Pantaloons. Sans Pantaloons. Sans Pantaloons.Patron Saint of Doodle without pants!
Sans Pantaloons.
posted by Sans Pantaloons at 6:51 PM
9 Comments:
sans im horrified.
when did you lose your mind? have you looked under the sofa?
Call a detective to help you find it, this is a serious problem.
pee ess: is this really you? looks a little johnny depp-ish
Sans, it's an old wives tale that you should never leave your hat on a bed. If you do, you could be injured or killed.
So it looks like you're going to have a tough time getting old wives in the sack until that fedora's a goner ...
eww the hat, get rid of the hat, reminds me of my grandpa, and who wants to think of their grandfather while in bed?
As long as you don't eat crackers in bed, I think we can work something out.
Maybe if he looked just a little more like Johnny Depp in Pirates and a little less like Johnny Depp in Secret Window...
BPR, I looked under the sofa. I found two coins, an old newspaper from 1972 and two odd socks. Never mind. Things will be okay.
It is Johnny Depp, but looks a little the mess I wake up in. Johnny is a lot more handsome than I though.
Zed, I am not knowledgeable in this area. I have had my fair share of tidy wives.
Fantastagirl, I never knew hats had such a positive effect on chastity.
Special K, Yay! Result!!
Doctor Mom™, I think I can do something for you. Please remove you garments and lie down on the couch.
I'm waiting!!!!!
Doctor Mom™, Sorry to keep you waiting. I am promised to another.
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