Thursday, June 07, 2007

The Punishment of Sans.

As revealed in People Weekly, I have been moved to house arrest. This is due to an undisclosed medical condition and the nervous breakdown I was giving my cellmate.

I have to wear a satellite tracking bracelet with matching manacles and neck collar. Trendy.
Oh, and they made me wear a medical gown 'cos they like to laugh at my ass.

22 Comments:

Blogger Bluepaintred said...

i like this ass a whole lot better then the last ass you featured on your blog!

9:21 PM  
Blogger Teri aka "Peach Pit" said...

cute butt!

10:29 PM  
Blogger julia said...

The outfit alone should be a deterent. But today, a lot of what people wear would give your picture a run for its money.

9:24 AM  
Blogger Special K said...

Your house arrest is a sham. If you didn't have a cute accent you'd be in prison!!
Oh the shame!

Nice ass...

11:09 AM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

Lookin' good, Sans!!!

11:51 AM  
Blogger Mel said...

I heard you were ordered back by the judge to serve the remainder of your sentence.

Was justice served??

5:27 PM  
Blogger Doctor Mom™ said...

And I actually thought that was just your typical evening attire....

Hmmm, you learn somethin' new every day, don't ya?

9:08 PM  
Blogger Dick Small said...

Um, since there's "nothing left to hide", can I start calling you 'Sweetcheeks'?

10:30 AM  
Blogger identity crisis said...

Your blossom looks better than mine.

Your blossom looks bigger than mine in this photo.

12:29 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

You'll be back in the pokey in no time. Apparently house arrest isn't as fashionable as it used to be.

(Nice butt!)

2:30 PM  
Blogger 'Bubbles' said...

Seems underwear is no longer trendy, anyway!

1:01 AM  
Blogger Teri aka "Peach Pit" said...

is it wrong to come back periodically just to look at your butt?

8:51 AM  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

BPR, certainly not as hairy.

Teri aka Peach Pit; Thank You!

Julia; Yes. I think people just want to be loved, but sometimes resort to silly methods to get attention. Can one buy self-esteem?

Special K, Thank you!

Dick, Thank You!

Mel, Hopefully the outcome will be good. I have faith.

Doctor Mom™, I usually go nekked...

Dick, my sweetcheeks are your sweetcheeks...

Identity Crisis, I am Impressed. 100% recycled. You are my heroine!

Zed, Forsooth you were right. Thank you!

Bubbles, I had worn my last clean pair both ways and indside out. There was nothing left to give...

Teri aka Peach Pit, you have warm hands. You are always welcome!

10:22 AM  
Blogger Doctor Mom™ said...

I think you should share a photo of your nekked evening attire

8:18 PM  
Blogger identity crisis said...

Thanks Sans...with that butt...you are everyone's hero.

2:34 PM  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

Doctor Mom™, Could you withstand the disappointment?

Identity Crisis, Butt of course...

7:24 PM  
Blogger Just Dave said...

Well, you sertainly are...Sans Pantaloons or maybe in dialect, Wi,out Breeks.

2:37 PM  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

Just Dave; Well said Sir! Do you wear the kilt on occasion?

9:00 AM  
Blogger Just Dave said...

Aye, I like to let the wind blaw through sometimes. My heritage is Scots, even though I live in the Colonies.

8:43 PM  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

I'll need to dig out some pictures I have of Skye and post them.

8:21 AM  
Blogger Jill said...

To laught or look at your ass??

9:47 PM  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

Jill; Laughter is all I hear, but my time is over now. I can return to my normal life. Oh No! the laughter is back!

3:14 PM  

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