Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Sans The Truth Slayer.

Pantalunatic News reports exclusively today, that what happens in New York City, stays in New York City, and gets exclusively reported on Pantalunatic News!

Mr. Barry Manilow, singer, songwriter and worldwide superstar, was caught on SD card earlier this week on his way to attend a meeting ostensibly to renew his subscription to the WAIFC.

Mr. Manilow's bodyguard (who said he was called Alexander Graham Bell), immediately after this photo was snatched, attacked our intrepid sanparazzi photographer with a samurai sword and a scarf with a knot tied in the middle.

During the chaos, the unknown Lady in the foreground who may or may not be Celebrity Blogger Wendi Aarons, was jostled, but swifferly recovered her composure and disappeared with Mr. Manilow allegedly to rubber stamp his credentials.
A pair of pants was seen to be thrown from a nearby hotel some minutes later, accompanied by the shout "Fu*k you Sans Pantaloons, here, wear some pants!"

Meanwhile, Mr. George Clooney, actor, sex symbol, and worldwide superstar, who has previously been reported stepping out with multi-talented Blogger, Vlogger & Actress Jessica Bern, was protecting Wendi's companion, Celebrity Blogger & BlogHer Keynote Speaker, Voice of the Decade, Marinka, during the ensuing fracas.
Under question, Mr. Clooney stated he was present ostensibly to attend a personal Blogging tutorial, allegedly to improve his Blogging technique, which consists of one finger, circular motions only. Marinka was seen nodding in agreement.
Marinka and Mr. Clooney then hurried away from the scene with the excuse that they had an 'insurance matter' to discuss, and possibly a world cruise.

Pantalunatic News disclosure policy admits that portions of this report may, or may not, be true, in whole or in part, or that the complete thing may be made up, which is most likely.


Blogger SkylersDad said...

I only trust the Pantalunatic news for all of my information!

1:07 PM  
Anonymous Wendi said...

Love it. Truly.

5:43 PM  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

ChrisSD, every word of it is true to the horizontal!

Wendi, thank you! Can I have an LG Kompressor? Not that I'm sucking up or anything... :¬)

1:50 PM  

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