Saturday, October 28, 2006

Tears of a Clown.

Please welcome a Guest Post from my friend Borat Sagdiyev, who is currently touring the USA to promote his new Movie.

I do gest postal for Sans partenloony, he ask. I toor your great Americas nation YAS!, to receive cultural learnings for make benefit glorious nation of Kazakhstan.

In case you do not gess, I are foreign.

It was very excit to meet all the peoples at party of Brazil Zed, She is very clean.I read some of peoples on pantys blog sandwich such as anne big cans. She is not clean. she have bugs. I LIKE! YAS!, she can come Kazakhstan anytime. We have bugs too! At party, I meet many girls on beach who go with me to edge of forest for goose liver to make sexy-time!

I arrive with son Bilak who is eleven years old and his wife & baby doter. We bring baby to sell to jolly laura croft for american dollar. we try to sell to singing transvestive madonna but my producer Asimat Bagatov refused entry to england for sex cryme.

Jolly Laura! She is a nice!, how much is she? I have dollars!
Wa Wa Wee WA!
I am very famous in my country of Kazakhstan. I am fourth most famous person. My sister, Natalia, is #4 prostitute in Kazakhstan. This make me very proud. This year she receive award from chamber of commerce for best sex in mouth. I LIKE! YAS!

I have three sons, Bilak, Biram and Huey Lewis. My wife is Roxanna, she is NICE! YAS! I have picture below.

She is dead now. At night I have better one! YAS!
I love your US end A. you so civilized. you have very clean crack hours and I buy slaves cheap.
I have movie too Cum see my movei.I love you all US end A.!


Blogger Teri said...

that was friggin funny and you are TOTALLY out of your mind. : )

5:15 PM  
Blogger Lynda said...

I like his swimsuit.

6:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THAT'S strange, I heard Doctor Mom was up for that award from the chamber of commerce... Hmmmm....

6:53 PM  
Blogger Doctor Mom said...

Sans-- That's actually Dick-- I posted this last August... he's on the beach with his hos from his porn days. Johnny "Wad" Holmes is taking the picture!

7:12 PM  
Blogger Doctor Mom said...

Dick-- you're being a dick again

7:13 PM  
Anonymous Zed said...

Oh so funny. I remember seeing him at my Brazil party--we even danced and he was quite good. He does a mean samba.

12:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wa Wa Wee Wa indeed.

1:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


4:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, Doctor, at least now I know what you meant by "just be polite". Damn, and I thought I knew myself...

4:51 AM  
Blogger Smythe said...

I am into the swimsuit too, Lynda!

7:29 PM  
Anonymous DB Cooper said...

I like package Yes? Zwing!

2:28 AM  
Blogger Urethra Franklin said...

Man, that Dick Small has SUCH a great sense of "humor". Well, for a white guy, that is. Mmm hmmmm...

12:34 PM  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

I have to apologise for my friend Borat. He has departed without leaving any response. He has assured me that he will reply when his current commitments subside.
He asks that you all bear with him and go watch his movie.

5:07 AM  

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