I think you should put whatever prize money you received towards a pair of pantaloons, for heaven's sake! You've gone without long enough! Especially during winter. Aren't your legs cold?
On second thought, I suppose "avec pantaloons" doesn't have as nice a ring to it. Disregard what I just said.
Chris, I have two of those wheat bags, that I nuke in the mwave, and then hang one from each testicle. It's all hanging doon man!
Zed, please do not read the above reply.
ChrisSD, what a superb idea! I have just applied for a Baccalaureate in undergarment underachievement. I will be an undergraduate in undergarment underachievement. If I go visit the Hamilton Palace site now, I will be an undermined undergraduate in undergarment underachievement. Where, if I make a clear statement, I will be an understood undermined undergraduate in undergarment underachievement.
At last! My talent has been recognised/recognized.
I think you should put whatever prize money you received towards a pair of pantaloons, for heaven's sake! You've gone without long enough! Especially during winter. Aren't your legs cold?
ReplyDeleteOn second thought, I suppose "avec pantaloons" doesn't have as nice a ring to it. Disregard what I just said.
You say potAto, and I say potaaato
ReplyDeleteYou say tomAto, and I say tomaaato
PotAto, potaaato
TomAto, tomaaato
Let's call the whole thing off.
And I agree with Chris. Put some pants on already!
Is this for undergarment underachievement, or just general underachievement?
ReplyDeleteChris, I have two of those wheat bags, that I nuke in the mwave, and then hang one from each testicle. It's all hanging doon man!
ReplyDeleteZed, please do not read the above reply.
ChrisSD, what a superb idea! I have just applied for a Baccalaureate in undergarment underachievement. I will be an undergraduate in undergarment underachievement. If I go visit the Hamilton Palace site now, I will be an undermined undergraduate in undergarment underachievement. Where, if I make a clear statement, I will be an understood undermined undergraduate in undergarment underachievement.
Zed, please do not read the above replies.
Thanks for the warning, Sans, but it was too late. I read both of your replies and I'm now scarred for life. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe they took the award away from me. I promise to work less to get it back.
ReplyDeleteSo funny!!
ReplyDeleteZed, Sorry.
ReplyDeleteDale, I remember the Maxim taught to me early on in my career, "Keep up the shoddy work."
Kate, thank you!
Hiya Sans!
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